Sometimes parents just don't understand...

During the closing prayer at church on Sunday...

Matt (whispering):  "Don't pick your nose, Josh. It's gross."

Josh (very loud and assertively):
"I have to pick my nose so I don't have boogers!"

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After watching The Dinosaur Train on TV, 

Josh lets out a loud roar from the couch...

Me:  "Oooh, are you a scary T-Rex?"

Josh:  "No, I'm not a T-Rex."

Me:  "Are you a stegosaurus?"

Josh (getting impatient with my dumb questions): 

"Noooo, I'm not a stegosaurus."

Me:  "Are you a...triceratops?"

Josh (almost angry at my ignorance): 

"No, I'm not a triceratops! I don't have three horns on my head!"

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We are such a disappointment to him.