Friday, November 30, 2007

Cinnamon Bear

1 In the beginning, there was darkness.

2 And the Son o' Gram said, "Let there be light", and there was light.

3 Mimi saw that the grainy white light was good, and separated it from the darkness.

4 Matt called the light "The Cinnamon Bear" for it was like unto one with stubby appendages and a large head.

5 And the Cinnamon Bear was glad to be seen, and did squirm about like unto the fishes in the sea, thus prompting its parents to exclaim, "Forsooth, it shall be a great warrior"!

6 And they saw it, and rejoiced with cries of great joy.

I've seen the light.

Specifically, the grainy white and black light of a sonogram (in case you didn't get the previous reference).

The Cinnamon Bear was revealed to me yesterday at about 10:00 AM. Up until that point it had been nothing more than a figment of my imagination (which involved internal bragging rights extolling my manhood), and two months of evening-tide nausea for Mimi.


But now things are different. It is official that we are having a baby. I've seen it. In fact, just so you know, CB is planning to make its big debut on June 24, 2008, in honor of its good old dad (which I can lovingly confirm IS me--and not the milkman/pool boy/postman--Yay for marital fidelity!)

But it's been fantastic thus far. We are so excited. It really was quite surreal to see the baby moving around. I had no idea that the baby could move so much at this point, or that the image of the sonogram would be so clear. You can't tell from the picture, but CB was kicking it's legs around like crazy, and you could see them perfectly. It was really amazing.

We are taking bets on whether it's going to be a boy, or if I'm going to have to buy a gun. I'm drawing up the plans for my 12 step Overprotective Father program. It's kind of funny, because it seems like almost everyone we know has baby girls! Jake Hawkes, Jake Butler, Paul Gwilliam, Alaina, Carley, Spencer and Mardee, etc. etc. etc. Only the Gochnours are holding out strong with baby Jack. We'll see how that plays out in the next few months though.

I'm just lucky that I have such a wonderful, patient, beautiful wife to be so excited with. She is everything that I could ever ask for. I'm so excited to be able to see a little piece of both of us together. Let's just hope that our stubbornness genes happen to be doubly recessive.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Reverting to childhood

I think I'm going backwards in maturity level.

Over the past few months, I've been thinking a lot about the things I think are funny. I am increasingly amused by infantile, stupid humor. The dumber it is, the more it makes me laugh. The things on this list actually made me laugh out loud.


1. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
As Natalie recently mentioned in her blog, this movie was on cable this week. I watched it, and I think it would be fair to say that I liked it a lot better this time at the age of 22, than I did when it first came out at the age of 9. Marv was cracking me up. I loved the parts where he got hit in the face with the bricks and when he got electrocuted. (Don't pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about. You know you do.)

Anyway, while we were watching the movie, Mimi said, "What kind of a name is MacCaulay anyway?" We grew up idolizing the kid and never made fun of his name. Thats probably why he ended up like THIS.

2. Nacho Libre
I can't wait to see this movie. Even though everybody loved School of Rock, and there were some funny parts in it, I didn't think it was all THAT great. However, watching Jack Black shoot beans out of his nose makes me laugh so hard that I want to cry. Therefore, I will be going to see this movie relatively quickly.
"Sometimes you wear stretchy pants...in your room...just for fun"
3. My favorite joke of all time
What is brown and sticky? Heck, I don't even know why I think this joke is funny. But I do. Its hilarious. And every time I hear it, it makes me laugh. Maybe its the sentimental value of it, but hey, I still like it.

So it may be possible that my idea of funny is not much different from my 6 year old cousin's, but how can you NOT laugh at this guy?

Wednesday, June 14, 2006